I mean for the first few times I couldn’t hardly stand them.

But now, I struggle to find a voice that is more unique and on at the same time.

And after purchasing the new 30 Seconds from Mars album, This is War, I understand why certain people I know hate Jarad Leto. He writes songs that make sense to him, which is fine. But I bought the album in hopes to rock like the song Kings and Queens, but alas, the rest of the CD sounds like Savage Garden was reborn through Jarad Leto. Goodbye $14 you will be missed.

I love it when real food happens.

By “real food” I mean food made at home.

I hate eating out since I never know what is in the food I am eating.

Mom made pasketti and meat sauce.

I am excited to eat it and carb up for my work out at noon.

you know what’s worse than not being able to fall asleep?

waking up at 3 am to pee.

you know what tops that?

not waking up when you have to pee because in your dream you are peeing in a toilet.

but in reality that toilet is your bed.

but who in the world would think dreams could be real?

I pee in my dream, and I pee in real life at the same time.

Does that mean I fly every night as well?

FYI, I did not pee the bed, I am just setting an example as to my logic on why I believe I can fly.

Cut to R. Kelly… Which is funny because he pees and believes he can fly. :D

I woke up this morning and had a bowl of Honey Nut Cherrios and some dried apples.

Honey Nut Cherrios are a miracle upon themselves because you need them, a bowl, milk, and a spoon to have the perfect delicious breakfast treat.

On the other hand we have dried apples… They are basically marshmallows with a slight flavor of apple. Good for fiber, bad for the reason people like apples, the juicy goodness. 

When you compare the two you may ask yourself, “why is something soooo good mixed with something so mediocre?”

Meh, I don’t know. It’s kind of how I felt when I first saw that Taylor Swift featured on the same album with John Mayer.

But who am I to hate on someone else for having success…Nevertheless if Taylor Swift brought me some Honey Nut Cherrios to my work and ate some with me at the front desk all of her mediocre singing and playing might be forgiven.

So when life gives you lemons you make lemonade.

At O’Charley’s you make lemonade with free lemons and free packs of sweetener.

At the Y there is new equipment.

I haven’t seen my friends Dane, jesse, and Tron in a month.

Let’s explore this sadness…..

I remember when I first got facebook.

I remember when I first got myspace.

I remember when I had dial up internet and neopets.

I remember when The Sims had one expansion pack.

I can’t remember my first Christmas, my First Birthday, but I can remember my first pair of shoes….

They were my magic shoes.

Momma told me they’d take me anywhere, with the proper amount of manna and creatures on the field, and only if the type of ground I was playing on was an earth level based playing field.

Don’t you hate it when you need a creature card and all life gives you is more manna?